Tuesday, 24 May 2011

Time Pass SMS


Ajj Ki Hamar¡
Ghazal Ka Unwan Hai “Khamoshi” , , ,



















SHUKRIA.. ;->
GHAZAL Sunny Ka



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Dear Mere Pass Balance Nhi He
Plz 30 Ka Load Karwa Dn
Jaldi

Kanjos Insan
Kabhi Aadha Msg B Parh Lya Krn


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Mat Parh

Mat Parh

Chor Day

Mat Parh

Aray Janey Day

Abay Mat Parh

Chal Mera Keya Jata Hai

Parh Lay

Mainey Kon Sa Kuch Likha Hai.



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Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar- Pyar

Dekha ?

Kitna

‘PYAR’-Bhra

Msg Bheja AapKo!

Kisi 0r Ne Kabi Beja Kya

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Yeh dunia badi jaalim hai.

















Rahne do button dabane se nahi badlegi.

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Agar Aap Kahin Ja Rahe Ho
Or Kali Billi Rasta Kate To Is Ka Kia Matlab He ?

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Is Ka Matlab He K Kali Billi B Kain Ja Rai He

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Oye Ruko!!!

Abi Delete Mat Karo…

Neeche Karo,



Or Neeche



Thora Or Neeche



Bas

Chalo
Ab
Delete Kar Do

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Ohh Ye Dekho
















Kitni Jaga Khali Hai
Chal Aja Cricket Kehlte
Hain

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'Maa beti sy:

Beti dodh ka glass p lo

Beti:No mama'
mujy nhi pina

Maa:Beti agr dodh nhi p o gi to bari kesy hogi?

Beti:maa apko b to dodh pasand nhi' phr b ap bari ho gai hain
Mai b nhi peeongi to bari ho jaongi

Maa: Achi bachyan zid nhi krti
Agr meri achi beti ho to dodh peelo' wrna mei tm se khafa ho jaon gi,

Beti:mama mujhe dodh pasnd to nai hai lakin ap khafa na hon mai p leti hon,

beti ne dodh pi lia,r apka shukria itna ghor se sms parhne ka:-)'

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Msg Pura parhain plz Meharbani ho gi

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Bari meharbani..!

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'AAP KO AIK KAHANI SONATA HOON…





















THE END
KASI LAGI ACHI THI NA BATANA ZAROOR

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'kehna cahti hon keeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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Allah Hafiz'

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'Chnd lines pesh kr raha hun,
pasand ayen to Taaliyan baja kr Duaon se Navaziye ga





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shukriya'

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'Jo
Ho gaya
wo
Ho gaya
Jo
Hona Hoga
wo Hoga
or
Jo Nahi
Hona Hy
wo
Nahi Hoga
Kyun k
Jo
Hona Hy
wo to
Hoga Hi Hoga
Ab
Dekhna ye Hy
K
Kia Hoga?
or
kese Hoga
or
nahi Hoga
to
Kia Nahi
Hoga?
Hone Ko to
Kuch B Hoga
Yehi
Sochna Hy
K
Kia Hoga?
Agr
Kuch Hoga
to thek Hoga
or
Nahi Hoga
to b
thek Hoga
or
Thek Nahi Hoga
to Kuch
Kese thek
Hoga?
Ab ap batao
k agey
Kia Hoga?
Nahi pata?
To
Kisi or Ko
ye msg
Bhejo
Time Pass Hoga
Nahi Hoga
To wo pagal to zaror hoga.'

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'Ek tha Raja


Ek thi Rani


Dono mar gae,
Khatam Kahani!


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Neeche Kya Laash dakhne hy?
Bola na Kahani Khatam. . . .'

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Dear all,

My wedding is fixed next month, second week inshalla.

So do come




mera matlab tha jub ho ge to asy msg karon ga.

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pAtA hAi kiA…

















chAlO rEhnAy dO….bAchu kO btAnAy wAli bAat nAhi hAi….;->

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Jb koi Sms nhi karta.
itna gussa aata h.
dil to chahata hai.
Chappal utar kar





Aaram se baith jau aur sochu
bhejna hi nahi aata hoga.

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Ankho se aansoun ki judai kar do…
Dil se gamo ki vidai kar do…
Agar dil na lage kahi,

To Aa jao




MERE GHAR KI SAFAI KAR DO…

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Means “Khushi”;-)

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Aap Main 10 Qualities Hain..!

1. Aap Buhat Achay Hain.

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Baaki Mazaak Kal Karain Gay..

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Ye Jo Dil Hota Hy Na

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Ye Humari Body Ki
Left Side Py Hota Hy.

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Yaar

Ye Dekho…




































Kisi Ne Pora
Khaali Msg Bheja Hai..

Yeh Koi Insaneyt Ha?

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Hina Ne Sana Ko
Noshaba Ne Nafisa Ko
Nadia Ne Nazia Ko
Shabana Ne Shabnam Ko
Rehana Ne Rhuksana Ko
Aliya Ne Aamina Ko
Bushara Ne Babra Ko
Aneela Ne Ateeqa Ko
Farah Ne Rizwna Ko
Humera Ne Kiran Ko
Sakina Ne Shakila Ko

Aur Maine Yeh Message Ap Ko Bhej Diya

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Ek Hathi Agar Nadi Me Kudta Hai To Kya Hoota Hai

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Socho…..?





Are Hathi Gilla Ho Jata Ha!

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MBNP Ka Full Form Kya Hai..?

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“Mughe Bhi Nahi Pata”

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Dil To Chahta Hai..
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Chapal Pehn Lo

Darte Q Ho Yaar

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Bahut Se Bewkoof Log

Bina Kuch Soche Samjhe
Dusro Ki Ha Me Ha Milate Hai….
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Ab Aap Hi Bataye Main Sahi Keh Raha Hu Na ?

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U R The Biggest Fool In This World
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Ab Yahan Kya Certificate Doon
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Oey !!













Kuch Nahi Yar
Kam Karo Apna ..

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Jani…..
Ye Message Nahi Hai…













Pehle Hi Kaha Tha Ki Yeh
Message Nahi Ha

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SIRF
Tapana Tha:-)

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Kabhi socha hai ki garam tawe pe popcorns kyo uchhalte hain?



Kabhi khud baithna, pata chal jaayega.

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Asman par udte hue parinde se kisi ne pucha
kya tumhe Zameen par girne ka dar nhi?
Usne gaur se usse dekha aur kaha..
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Salleya shakal changi nai tan gall tan changi karlea kar..... !!!

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Kaha Na Mat Puch

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Thank God All Buttons Of My Cell R Fine ,
Sorry 2 Distrub U

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Ki Shandar Kamyabi K Baad Ab Pesh Hy..
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Abhi Rat Boht Ho Gai Hai
Or Suraj Bhi Sar Pe Hai
Fan B Band Hai
Phir Bhi Sardi Lag Rahi Hai
Paseene Se Bura Hal Ho Chuka Hai
Me Abhi Bike Start Kr K
Taxi Me Beth Kr Rikshaw Se Utar K
Bus Wale Ko Kiraya De K Station Ja Raha Hun
Dost Ki Flight Hai
Wo Dubai Se Aa Raha Hai
Us Ko Pakistan Jana Hai Or
Cycle B Puncher Ho Gai Hai
Petrol Mil Gya To Ghora Gari Me Beth Jaon Ga Wesy Aj Pedal Chalne Me Maza Arha Hy

Moral:
FARIGH Log Sb Kuch Parhte Hain.

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Yun Hi Time Pass Hota Hai Faraz..

Wah Wah

Yun Hi Time Pass Hota Hai Faraz



Urao Bana K Kaghaz K Jahaz..

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Sare
Friends
Ko
Kam
Pe
Laga
Donga
Saray
Dost
Hath
Me
Mobile
Pakar
K
Ye
Msg
Parh
Rahe
Honge
Koi
B
Dost
Farigh
Nai
Hoga
Me
Sb
Ko
Kam
Pe
Laga
Donga
Or
Ap
Ko
B
Isi
Liye
Me
Bar
Bar
Kehta
Hon
K
Ap
Khana
Shana
Kha
K
Pani
Wani
P
K
Aa
Jao
Ye
SMS
Bht
Lamba
Hai
Phir
Bad
Me
Ap
B
Ye
Hi
Kaho
Ge
K
Oye
Yar
Kia
Hay
Ye
SMS
To
Khatam
Hi
Nhi
Ho
Raha
Pata
Nhi
Or
Kitni
Dair
Parhna
Parega?
Ab
Ye
Msg
Kese
Khatam
Ho?
Ghusa
Na
Karo
Ap
Ko
Ye
Jan
K
Bht
Khushi
Hogi
K
Msg
Is
OVER!

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Wo mjhe ye kah kr chor gaye !
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Ok bye

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Bahar ao main tmhary ghar k bahar khara hoon







Esa keh k dosto ko tang nahi karna chahiye.

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pAtA hAi kiA…





chAlO rEhnAy dO….bAchu kO btAnAy wAli bAat nAhi hAi….;


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SIRF
Tapana Tha

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Kaha Na Mat Puch

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1 Admi K 3 Dost Thy
3no Doctor Thy
2 Pagal Thy
1 Ko Samjh Nhi Ati Thi
Jis Ko Samjh Nhi Ati Thi
Us K 3 Hospital Thy
2 Band Thy
1 Kholta Nhi Tha
Jo Kholta Nhi Tha
Us Main 3 Fans Thy
2 Band Thy
1 Chalta Nhi Tha
Jo Chalta Nhi Tha
Us Ko 3 Mekanik K Pas Ly Gye
2 Ko Kam Nhi Ata Tha
1 Sy Hota Nhi Tha
Jis Sy Hota Nhi Tha
Us K 3 Shaagird Thy
2 Aty Nhi Thy
1 Ghar Main Rehta Tha
Jo Ghar Main Rehta Tha
Wo Wohi Shuru Wala Admi Tha
Jis K 3 Dost Thy.

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“Scratch & Win”

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Thenga


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Dekhi ?
Aree
Its Taare Mobile Par

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Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai


Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain

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kitni grmi hai na hy...:-))

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'"Mere Pyare
OR
Azeez Doston"


Aslam-O-Alekum

pehle salam ka jawab de den phir aage parhen..

main aap ka zyada waqt nahin lunga,

main koi manjan ya haazme ka chooran bechne nahin aaya..

na hi kisi masjid ka chanda lene aaya hoon..

or na hi 15 rupay wali english ki kitab hai mere paas..

bas salam kar ke
70 nekiyan kamani thien..
ALLAH HAFIZ'

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'kahan pe ho? Reply























Naheee krna plzz..

Jahan b ho
KHUSH raho Apne kharche pe!

Sub ko send karo aur dekho
kon kahan hy :;)'

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'Apni bivi ko impress krne ka aasan tareeqa
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Bivi hy?? jo tareeqa dhoond rhay ho,;-)
Jazbat dekho zara aj kal k bachon ky... :p'

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'Tcfumfhoaforofooaf ticffomcfcceoo kohcfoacfrocaffb koacrnfcoao tcofhoa kcfoacrf dicfoyfca...
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Is sms me se C.F.O delete kren Ek V.I.P sms mly ga?'

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'Yr aik favour chahiye thi.
kal se mein apne student ko math parhaoun ga 1st year ka.
Mjhe plz bs itna bata day k Agr hm quadratic Formula use krte huwe '0' ko equvilant len or varible ka square root nikaal k usko integrate kren,
To jo answer aye usko laplace equation me put kr k evaluate kren & constant ko neglect kr k uska invrse nikaal k graph paper pr plot kren to kya
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Us paper ka "Jahaaz" ban jyega?
Parh to ese rahay hy jese math k profesor ho:);)'

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'Yar wo larki mar gai hai


























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Ye msg sb ko send kro 90% pagl reply kren gy Kon c larki?'

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'Salam, Kia Haal hain, kiya ho raha hain, yar mujay Mubarak baat do mara Rishtaa Paka ho gaya hain.
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aap say dosti ka.... :)'

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'Ek Zabrdust Dil Hila Dene Wala sMs
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Kal Karun ga :D'

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'Maine apni lyf mein b0ht dhoke khaye hain.
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Apple,
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grapes,
guava,
strawberry.

Sb dhoke khaien hain.! 0r apne?:)'

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'Mat Dekh Mere msg ko Itni Chahat muhabbat or Hasrat Se...!!!
"DOST"



































Kaha Na Mat Dekh..
Pagal He Kiya.:-S'

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Jaldi Likh Kar Bhejo...
I am Waiting.'

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'Zindagi achi guzarne ke 2 sunehri usool..


1-ksi ko free me itna free mat karo k
wo free me itna free ho jay ke free hi na rhne de
aur aap free hte hwe bi free na hon aur wo free
me ap ko free samjh kr aap ko free karde.


2-ksi se free me itna free ho jao
ke usay free me aap ke free hone ka pta na chale aur
 usay free me bhi free na rehne do aur
wo free hote huwe bhi free na ho aur wo free free me phansa rahe
or ap free me usay free krdo

kch smjye free me!'

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'Kya aap ko pata hy...?


Books samne rakh kar B na parh pane wali bemari ka naam kya hy...?

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"jo aap k haath main hy abhi" :-)'

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Train me 2 adami safar kar rahe the.

1st: kahan se arahe ho?

2nd: Lahore se

1st: wahan se to me b araha hun.Lahore me kahan se arahe ho?

2sd: Iqbal town

1st: wahan se to me b araha hun ye batao Iqbal town me kahan se arahe ho?

2nd: phase 2 se

1st: wahan se to me b araha hon ye batao phase 2 se kis k ghar se arahe ho?

2nd: aftab sahab k ghar se

1st: wahan say to me bhi araha hun acha ye batao kahan ja rahe ho?

Aas paas kay musafiron ne tang aa kay kaha akhir tum dono ho kon?

dono aadmi: hum dono bhai hein, time pass kar rahe hein.

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1 comments:

M. Umar Farooq said...

Bohat bohat zbardast janab kamaal ki choice hai aap ki very very nice i liki your choice

and this just for you

Zalim tha wo aur zulm ki adat b bahot thi
majboor thay hum us se muhabbat b bahot thi

us Buut k sitam seh ke dikha hi diya hum ne
go apni tabiyat mein Baghawat b bahot thi

wakif hi na tha ramz_e_Muhabbat se wo warna
Dil k liye thori si inayat b bahot thi

Yun he Nahi mashor_e_zamana mera qatil
us shakhs ko iss fun mein maharat b bahot thi

kya daur_e_ghazal tha k lahoo dil mein bahot tha
aur dil ko lahoo karney ki fursat b bahot thi

har shaam sunatey thay Haseeno ko ghazal hum
jub maal bahot tha aur sakhawat be bahot thi...!!

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