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" Bachna-A Gharibo
Lo Me Aa Gaya

Noto Ka Aashiq
 Mulk Ka Dushman

Apni Ada Hai
BIBI Se juda

HE HOO....:-


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Tumhari Ik Nigah Se Qatal Hote Hain Log FARAZ,

Ik Baar Zardari Ko Bhi Dekh Lo Meharbani Hogi..!! ; )


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Quaid-e-Azam Was
Quaid-e-Millat

Fatima Jinah
Maader-e-Millat

Liaqat Ali Khan
Shaheed-e-Millat

Gilani ?
Izzat Ki Qillat
Aur
Zardari ?
Zillat Hi Zillat :-D


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Hun sirkari mal raj k lutu,

G A Bhutto
G A Bhutto

Khao pio mojan lutto

G A Bhutto
G A Bhutto

Ameer nu lamy pa k kuto,

G A Bhutto
G A Bhutto

Es msg nu agay sutto

G A Bhutto
G A Bhutto

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Maalik Ne Har Insaan Ko Insaan Banaya
Ham Ne HINDU Ya MUSALMAN Banaya,

Kudarat Ne De Hame 1 Dharti,

Humne Kahi HINDUSTAN
Kahi PAKISTAN Banaya.


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Aao jhuk kar salam kare unko,
jinke hisse me ye mukam aata hai,
khusnasib hota hai wo khoon
jo desh ke kaam aata hai,
“HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY 2011?

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Sheela Ki Jawani (Zardari Version)

Jaanay Na Jaanay Q
Dunya Ye Sari Meri Mout Ki Hei Deewani

Maanay Na Maanay
Q Qaum Ye Sari Mere Qatal Ki Hei Deewani

Dil Karta Hei
Houlay Houlay Se Poori Qoum Ko Mein Khaa Jaoun

Kisi Or Ki Mujko Zarurat Kya
Mei To Mulk Ko Loot’ta Jaoun

What’s My Name?
What’s My Name?

What’s My Name?

My Name Is Aaasif

Aasif Ali Zardaari

I’m The Cause Of Corruption

Par Sharam Muje Na Aani

My Name Is Aaasif

Aaasif Ali Zardari ;->

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Pakistan Ka New Quami Naghma

Na mera Pakistan hai na tera Pakistan hai,
Ye uska Pakistan hai jo Sadr-e-Pakistan hai

Jitni badi dukan hai sara chori ka saman hai,
Jo sab se bara be-eman hai wo Sadr-e-Pakistan hai

Jitne tere wazeer hain wo saray be zameer hain,
Jo sabse bada shaitan hai wo Sadr-e-Pakistan hai


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I love PAKISTAN

I love PAKISTAN

P= parveen
A= asma
K= kiran
I= iqra
S= shabana
T= tahreem
A= aamna
N= naila

i love PAKISTAN

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(Funny ghzl)

Main ne Zardari ko salam likh bheja..
Mulk ka haal tmam likh bheja,

Mene pocha tum sadar kese bane..
Us ne zoja ka qatl-e-aam likh bheja,

Mene pocha Shehbaz,Nawaz ko na Ehal kyn kiya..
Us ne koi purana inteqam likh bheja,

Mene pocha k hakomat kab choro ge..
Us ne qayamat ki sham likh bheja,

Mene pocha kisi se dartey ho..
Us ne NRO ka naam likh bheja,

Me ne pocha tumhain nafrat kis se hai..
Us ne Iftikhar chaudary ka naam likh bheja.

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iQBAL teri Qoam ka Iqbal kho gya

Maazi to sunehra hai magr Haal kho gya

Wo Rob-o-DabDaba wo jalaal kho gya

Wo HusSun Be-misaal wo jamaal kho gya

Doobay he jwabon me per sawal kho gya

iQBAL teri Qoam ka Iqbal kho gya

Urtay jo fizaon me thay shaheen na rahe

Bazoq na rahe Zaheen na rahe

Pakeeza ghar na rahe, Ba-deen na rahe

Wo Laal-o-gulzar wo mah jabeen na rahe

Momin ka wo andaz-e-bakamaal kho gya

Iqbal teri Qoam ka Iqbal kho Gya.

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Teacher: Agr Quaid e azam ek din k liye zinda hojaen to kia krenge?

Papuu: mulk k halat dekh kr mulk angrezon ko wapis krdenge
0r

Sath men sorry b kahenge. .

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Agar may farangi ka darbaan hota
To jeena kis kadar aasaan hota

Meray bachay bhi amreeka may parthay
Har garmi may main Inglistaan hota

Meree English bhi balaa ki chusth hotee
Balaa say jo na main Urdu-daan hota

Sar jhuka kay jo ho jaata sar main
To leader bhi azeem-u-shaan hota

Zameenain meree har soobay may hoteen
Main Wallah sadr-e-Pakistan hota

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Bilawal to Dad

DAD?
ap ki harkaton ne to khandaan ki izzat par daagh laga diya.

DAD.,..
hahahaha
BETA  daagh to chala jayega ye waqt phir nahi ayega..

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Quaid-e-Azam ne pai dukan…

Wicho niklya Pakistan…

Pakistan di gali gali…

Wicho niklya Liaqat Ali..

Liaqat Ali ne khada paan…

Wicho niklya Ayoob Khan…

Ayoob Khan ne liandi car…

Wicho niklya Zulifqar…

Zulifqar di wadi akh…

Wicho niklya Zia-ul-Haq…

Zia-ul-Haq ne khadi kheer…

Wicho nikli Benazeer…

Benazeer ne dhoya manja…

Wicho niklya Nawaz Ganja…

Nwaz shrif ne lyanda sarf…

Wicho niklya Pervaiz Musharaf…

Pervaiz musharaf ne keeti ghaddari..

Wicho niklya Asif Zardari…

Asif Zardari wich wajja rera…

Aago waikho kanjar kera??’

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