Cool SMS

Aik Baat Kaan Khol K Sun Lo

K Aaj K Baad Mere Number Pe Agar Tumhara Koi sms

Ya koi Misscall Aayi to Mujh Se Acha koi Nahi Ho Ga.





Because You Are So Sweet!
Keep in Touch Haan!

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Hum aap ko bataeingay k aap ka aane wala kal kya hai.

Wait
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Searching
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main ne pata laga liya k aap ka aane wala kal

Tuesday hai
HAHAHAHA.

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Ya Allah
Ya Rehman
Ya Raheem










Daro Mat Kisi ko Forward Nahi Kerna Khud hi Parrh Lo.

Sawab Mile Ga

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Allah Waleyo

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Ki Labde Pay O? :-)

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Twxumxhzaxxzrzxzzax tiwxxzmwxwwezz kzhwxzawxrzwaxxb kzawrnxwzaz twzxhza kwxzawrx diwxzyxwa.
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Iss sms main say W X or Z delete karo aik V.I.P sms milega..

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Khub Muskurao K Mera sMs Aya Hai,

MobiLe Choomte Jao Mera sMs Aya Hai,

Fakhar Se Garrdan Akrao Mera sMs Aya Hai,

Chat Pe Charho oR Kood Jao Mera sMs Aya Hai.

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U r my sweet
“SONA”
Which i don,t want 2 “KHONA”
Plz give me ur Heart ka “KONA”
Otherwise i ,Will start
“RONA, DHONA”

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Kuch Nahi mera  mobile ko 'Bs' tumharay mobile say pyar ho gaya hay is liye line mar raha hay

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Mere sms ke charche jahan mein hone lage
Log mere diwane hone lage, khushnasib ho tum,
Jo tumhe sms mila; jise nahi mila
Wo, mobile patak patak ke rone lage!

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Jiski stupid c batain lagti hon Cute,
Sacha lagta ho jiska har jhoot,
Jiskay sath lartay huye bhi aajaye smile,
Usay kehte hain Friendship with Style.

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Aaj
“friday”
Hy

Ye SMS
7 logo
Ko bhejo

Insha Allah
kal

“saturday”
hoga

Ignore nhi krna

warna

parsoo
“sunday”ho jayega…!!!;-)

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.

Is Mai se 1 Mising Hai?
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2 dfa kyu parh rahay ho,
dobny ka maqam hai
ABCD Mein
’1'
Kahan Ata Hai?

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“Itna chota nahin Rishta humara,

“Kaise soch liya k aa gaya kinara,

“Lo ho gai apke Mobile main Roshni,

“Dekho aa gaya phir SMS humara.

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Bri himmat hy

Kamal hy

Amazing

Shabash

Herat hy

Khushi b

Yaqeen nahi aata

Taajub hy

K Itna bakwas SMS parh kaise lete ho?

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Lo G aik aur Naya Sher Arz hai…

Idhar B situm ho Gya hai

Udher B ‘situm’ ho Gya hy

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Msg Delete kar Do
Sher khatam ho Gya hy…

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Jahan ki khilwat me zulul ne ayega,

Gam-e-tohin se kubul ne ayega,

Maklul ki ibrat hai ye qurfa ghalib,

Damag phat jay ga per ye sms tm ko samaj nahi ayega;-)

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Wo Maut Bhi Bari Suhani Hogi
Jo Aap Ki Piyar May Aani Hogi

Ye Dua Hai Khuda Say K Pehlay Ham Jaaein
Kyon Ke Welcome Ki Rasam Bhi To Nibhani Hog

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Life brings "Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum"
how long it last "Na Tum Jano Na Hum"
but "Hum Saath Saath Hain"

n always remember "Ma Hoon Na".

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 Köi wädä nähi phir bhi DiL Beqärär tha
Jüdäi K bääd bhi humain  intizäär tha

Aäpke chehräy ki müskurahat bätä rähi hy,
Apkö mere hi $m$ ka intezar tha

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I'M a police officer
&
u r under arest.
Q k jitne Pyary ap ho itna pyara hona qaanunan jurm hai.
is liye ap ko
dil main
umer qaid
ki saza
di jati hai..

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"AAJ"nahi to kal"HUM"pe aitbar hoga

"PATHAR"k dil ko b"HUM"se pyar hoga

"JAA"mere
"SMS"mere pyare"DOST"sy mil

"UNKO"mere
msg ka hi"INTzar ho ga

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Life k hr cut pe tere ko muskrane ka,

kabhi kisi bat pe kisi ko nai rulane ka,

Phir b kabhi life me tere ko gham ho,

Bina soche samjhe apun ko fone ghumane ka.

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Mobile Bana Hai Har Larky Ki Shan.
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Call Kar K Larkion Ko Karty Hain Ye Pareshan.

MissBell Aur SMS Kar K Kehtein Hain MERI JAAN.

Teri Aawaz Sunne Ko Tarastay Hain Mere Kaan.

12 girlfriends Bana Kar Akarty Hain Pehlwaan.

Apne Friends Ko Har Raaz Bata Kar Karty Hain Hairaan.

Kehty Hain, Lakion Ko Ullu Banana Hai Bohat Aasan.

Hosh Kar Aye Mere Yaar, Aankhen Khol Aur Pehchaan.

Mat Aa Inke Chakkar Main Ye Sab Hain Shaitaan.

Ab Kisi Ki Call Aye To Usay Kehna JI bhai JAAN. face-smile.png

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Life me kbi hamari dosti k bary me koi shak ho to 1 coin uchalna
Agr chand aaey to hum pakay dost
or
agar
Na aaey to
coin
palat dena
Dosti me sab chalta hay yar.

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.*""* . * ""*.
"*   Dil  ki    *"
  *Gehrayon*  
    "*. se .*"
      "*..*"
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Fitay moo!
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us ka jo apka
Bura chahy.

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10 PYAAR Bhary SMS..
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Kuch Nazar Aaya.?

Nahi.?

PYAAR Nazar Nahi Ata Mehsoos kia jata hai...!

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1 bat bataon RAAZ ki,
karo us larki se “AASHQI”,
Jis k chehre pe ho “SAADGI”,
Sanso mai ho “TAAZGI”,
Chandni ho “CHAND ki,
Rani ho “RAAT” ki,
Khushbo ho “GULAB” ki,
Batein kare “PYAR” ki,
Nazuk ho “MIZAJ” ki,
Achi ho “IKHLAQ” ki,
Pabund ho “NAMAZ” ki,
Khidmat kare “MAA,BAAP” ki,
Or hamesha kahe!
“MAIN HON SIRF AAP KI”

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"Hamisha smile karo"

Haso !
Jiyo !
Muskorao !
Khush raho !

Kia pata

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kal muj se larai ho jai aur

tumharay pass

Hasnay k liye

Daant he na rahay...!

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;-yah ayag ayid anab fooqaweb ok paa ;-
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samajh aya?
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nahi
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spelling end ki taraf se parho

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Aapko Hum.

Sirf Aapko.

Ary Aapko,

Han Aapko,

Han han aapko,

Baba aapko,

Only aapko,

Aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko,


Humesha Tang Karengay.

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Log Kehtay Hain K Insan Piyar K
Baghair Nahi Jee Sakta

Lekin Mera Zaati Khayal Hai Kay
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Oxygen Ziada Zaroori Hai.

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Aj Hum Tum Se Apne Dil Ki Baat Karty Hain
Mind Na Karna
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Hum
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Tum
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Se
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Boht
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PY.
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PYA.
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Pyary Hain.
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Jis Se Marzi Pooch Lo.....

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':Mujhy ap se ye umeed nahi thi
Main ne apko kya samjha or ap kya nikly?
Main ne ap ko ek acha dost samjha tha

Lekin
Ap To
Us

se bi "ACHAY" Nikle"'

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'Jis din tum ko shaam staye

Sard hawa dil na behlaye,

Jis shab so na pao tum,

Bechani kuch barh c jaye,

Aankh zara c num ho jaye,


Samjho!


Tum k0
BUKHAR hy.

Hr wqt shero shairi ki lagi rehti hy..!:-D'

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Send me SMS on these time
Morning
6am To 12pm
Noon
12pm To 4pm
Evening
4pm To 8pm
Night
8pm To 6am
Baki Time Tang Mat Karna
Kam Karna Hota Hai

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Sunday means
S= soEy raho
U= utho dair se
N= na kro koi kam
D= dekhty raho tv
A= aAram hi aram
Y= yad karo sirf
HUMÆ
$o enjoy ur
“$ÜÑDÄ¥”

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Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain

Sab kuch chod kar tumeh sms karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain

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'Katrina:
Me Tuhmare liye sub chor dungi,
Salman:
Ami Abu?
Ktrina:G
Salman:
Khana pina
Katrina:G
Salman:
Friends?
Katrina:G
Salman:
"Jo ye msg parh raha hai os"
ko B?

Katrina:
Zuban sambal k bat kar Salman!

Me sb ko chor sakti hun lekin apne bhai ko nhi.
Bhaiya G smile'

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'Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,

Magar aab kya karoge...?

Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?'

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Ek din jab ham duniya se chale jayengay,

Mat sochna aapko bhool jayengay,

Bas ek bar aasman ki taraf dekhna,

Mere sms sitaron per likhe hoye nazar ayengay.

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Ooper se ghussa aur dil main pyar karte ho,

Nazrain churatay ho dil beqarar karte ho,

Lakh chupa lo duniya se mujhe sab pata hai,

Tum roz mere SMS ka intizar karte ho :)

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ALLAH BACHAYE!!
Pagal Biwi Se
Purane TV Se
Dubai Ke Sheikh Se
Naaii Ke Shave Se
Aurat Ki Bewafai Se
Purani Mithai Se
Haram Ki Kamayi Se
Aur,

AAP KI JUDAI SE

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In Aankho Se Sapne Churana Nahi
Hamari D0sti Ko kabhi Azmana Nahi
Tumare 1 SmS K Badle Hum
100-Call Kar Denge
Par Shart Ye Hai K Tum Ph0ne Uthana Nahi.

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Police – 15,

P.T.C.L – 17,

Love – 143,

Murder – 302,

Jazz – 300,

Ufone – 333,

Zong – 315,

Telenor – 345,

Warid – 321,

Aur…

Jab dil Udas ho to Helpline at: 3332380633

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Sweet sa weather dekh ker..
Apni sweet si sweeto ki
Sweet si yaad aai
To socha k sweet sa sms kr doon
Ta k hamaare sweet se pyar main
Thori sweetness or barh jaye


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Jo Mujhe bhool Jai Uska Mobile Toot Jai
Charger Jal Jai Uski sim block Ho Jai
Miscall Kare To Receive Ho Jai
Card Load Kare To balance Hi Na Aaye.'

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Apne mulk ki hifazat karain




Kyun k






Ap ko dulhan yahan se hi milni hai... =P ;->

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(P)(Y)(A)(R)
 (I)(S)(H)(Q)
  (M)(O)(H)(B)(T)

Ye Tavez muje MOBILE wale BABA ne dya tha

or kaha Ye Tavez jsko b send Kroge use SMS prhte hi

tmse MOHABT Ho jaegi

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Wada Kro
Wada Kro
K Tum
Zindagi Ki
Har Cheez
Mujh Se
Share Krogi
Wada Kro
Khushi Gham
Dukh Sukh
Or Yahan
Tak K
Apny Mobile Ka Balance Bhi

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*._DuÄ_.*

Ye Dua Meray Liye Nahi Meri MAA K Liye Hai,

Please Say AMEEN

Ay ALLAH Meri MAA Ko..



Ik PAYARI si BAHO ATA Farma..
AMEEN.


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It was written on an old man’s T-shirt:

“I am not 60?

“I am 18 with 42 years of experience”

That’s Attitude

Think Different….:-)

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Before exam,
Boy: best of luck
Girl: best of luck
After exam
Girl got 90marks

Boy got 20marks in paper
Moral:
Larke dil se dua detay hain:

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Cutest PROPOSE In KG Class-
Girl-Kya Tu Mele ko Apna Address Dega?
Boy-Pal Kyu?
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Girl-Abhi Learn Kr Lungi kyuki Bad
Me To Wo Melaa bi Addres Hoga Na stupid. ;)

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Press down to have a CAKE

Wher is cake?

Kya hua

Cake chahiye?!

aap bhi na

Pehle he itne sweet ho phir cake khao ge to

SUGAR ho jayegi..

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Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.






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Nice na...?? :-P

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Aesi aapki wife ho..
57" jiss ki height ho
Chehra jiss ka bright ho,
Weight mein thori light ho,
Umar mein difference slight ho,
Thori si wo quite ho,
Aesi aapki wife ho..
Sarak pay sab kahe kya cute hai,
Bheer me sab kahain side ho, side ho,
Punjab ki paidaish ho,
Saas ki Khidmat jiss ki khwahish ho,
Aesi aapki wife ho..
Parosi se jab baat karay to,
Haath main uskay knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Dono me na kabhi fight ho,
Milnay se dil delight ho,
Kaash yeh concept 0.01 bhi right ho,
Agar aesi aapki wife ho,
Tau kya haseen life ho,
Her kisi ki yeh farmaish ho,
Kudrat ki bhi yeh azmaish ho,
Ae kaash kahain tau aesi paidaish ho,
Aesi aapki wife ho, Aesi aapki wife ho.

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9 __! 3
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Ye Lo Poora Clock
Ab Ye Nahi Kehna K
Hum ApKo Time Nahi Dete.

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Go
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oo
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OL GAPPE kitne tasty hote
Hain Na?
Tumko Kya Laga Good Morning Aur wo Bhi Is Time
Pagal Hogeye Ho Yaar.  

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