Punjabi SMS

Barsat vich asi pani Ban k rur jana,

Pat jhar vich asi phul banke jhar jana,

Kee hoya je aj tenu tang karde han,

Ik din ase tenu dase bina he tur jana..


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Kujh Bughz di Reet vich nai milda
O har te Jeet vich nai milda
Makhlooq-e-Khuda naal pyar te kre
RABB sirf Maseet vich nai milda


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Apni maa da arman mitti wich na mila bethin
wekhin koi nawa syapa na pa bethin
jery paisy mily ny tainu sabzi wasty kaka
ohda ESEY LOAD na karwa bethin


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Har ik naal maghrori changi nai hondi,
dostan kolon dori changi nai hondi,

kadi kadi milya v karo sanu.
har welay sms nal gal poori nai hondi...

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Vekh lavo inni thand hai,

fer v yaaran ne sirf sirf sirf sirf sirf sirf sirf sirf sirf sirf sirf sirf

Tuhanu wish karan lai rajai cho hath kade ne te likhde ha “Gd Morning“

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¤…Bully Shah..¤

~Dukh dardan di thor v koi nai..¤
~Agg pani da jor v koi nai..¤
~Changa j hove te iko kafi ay.¤
~Bohtay yaar banavan di lore v koi n

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Ki kariye lokan da, har gal nu lok jhamela kehnde ne,


Je sms na kariye ta kanjoos, te je kariye ta Vehla kehnde ne!

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Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na,

Saade utte tenu reham koi na,

Horan nu tu din raat SMS kare, saade leyi

tere kol tame koi naa.

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Punjabi Translation:

"Mano Billi, Mano Billi, kithe gai si?"
"Rani Ji nu milan main vilayat gai si"

"Ki chan chareya tu othe ja ke?"
"Ghar wapis aa gai main chuhe kha ke!"

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Bari warsi khatan gia si,khat k lianda Pajama
jeda mera sms paran-to bad Pangra na pawayyy...


Apni Mashoooq de Bachian da Mama ;)

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Pyar-Pyar kehan naal pyar nahi hunda,

Hath nu milaun naal koi yaar nahi hunda,

Unjh ta mil jande ne yaar har mor te,

Par har yaar saade jeha dildar nahi hunda

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Bartan lohe de kade tuttde nahin,

Maali apne baagh nu kade puttde nahin;

Tutt jande ne kai baar khoon de rishtey,

par rishtey Dosti de kade tuttde nahin.

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Parh Parh Kitaban Ilm Diyan tu naam rakh lia Qaazi…

Hath vich pharh ke Talvaar tu naam rakh lia Ghazi…

Makkay madinay ghooma aya tay tu naam rakh lia Haaji…

BHULLAY SHAH haasil ki keeta jay tu yaar na rakhaya Raazi…

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Dil 20 13, 80 20 tere..


Confused???


Read the above numbers in punjabi

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Mere Dil Di Pehli Kahani Parh

Kise Hor Nu Yar Banavin Na
Menu Soch Samaj K Dil Devin

Mere Nal Mazaq Banavin Na
Is Pyar Vich Role Hunde Ne

Dil Qaim Rakhi Ghabravin Na
Je Tu Mangen Te Mai Jind Desan

Par Kise Hor Nu Yar Bnavin Na
Vairi Jag Sara Is Pyar Da Ay

Be Qadre Nu Dard Sunavin Na
Ay Dunia Bari He Zalim Ay

Ainu Kadi Vi Dukh Sunavin Na
Har Ek Ni Hunda Pyar De Kabil

Ay Gal Meri Tu Bhulavin Na
Jy Mil Javey Tenu Dost Sacha

Us Dost Nu Kadi Gwaien Na

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Puttar:
Abba! Mera Parhai Vich Dil Nai Lagda.
Tu Mera Veya Kra Day.
Abba:
Puttar! Marzi Teri…..
YA ENJ RUUL ..
YA UUNJ RUUL… ;->

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Ashaq Ne Chand Se Ik Din Kaha,
Bta Mera Mehbob Kesa Hy?
Us Ne Kaha,

Pehli Gal Ay K Me Tere Piyo Da Nokr Nai

Te Doji Gal Ay
K Inni Doron Nazar Vi Kuj Ni Aanda.

Teji Gal Ay K
Ayho Jai Beghairtian Zamen Tak
Rakhia Karo Menu Na Wich Paya Karo….


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Phullan Naal Gulaban Da Ki Tukk Banda?

Chappal Naal Juraban Da Ki Tukk Banda?

Aa Hi Soch K Main Sara Paper Khali Chadd Aya,

K Sawalan Naal Jawaban Da Ki Tukk Banda?

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U ¤ ¤¤ ¤¤¤¤

U R ¤¤ ¤¤¤¤

U R S¤ ¤¤¤¤¤

U R SO ¤¤¤¤¤

U R SO ¤¤¤¤T

U R SO ¤¤¤ET

U R SO ¤¤EET

“U R SO Dheet”

Puttar Hr Veley
Tarifaan Nai Hondiyan.

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SMS Bhejan Da Nahi Si Shonk Saanu
Teri Yaad Ne Mobile Fada Dita
Message Likhde Likhde Space Muki
Assi Overwrite Alloweed La Dita
Yaara Mereya Message Reply Karin
Assi Apna Farz Nibha Dita!!

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jd 13 khayal 20 na awey 80 udas ho jany aan,
100,,20 nahi sakdy
chalo a 10 devo tusi 20,,
sanun ina he yad kardey o?
ya roz 32,,band kr k,100 jandy o?

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Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha,
Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha,
Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari,
Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari.

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O waqt Bara acha c

Jado me nikka Bacha c

Goliyan,tofiyan khanda c

Nikkar,kachchy panda c

hafty baad naanda c

na waal shaal waanda c

cycle nikki pajanda c,

ty raceaan gaddi naal laanda c,

Na lokan di koi tension c

na abby di laggi pension c

na kurriyan da koi rola c

ishq da kam v hola c

aalo,choly khanda c

jampaan, shampaan landa c

O wqt Bara acha c

Jado me nikka Bacha c

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''Tu Lakh Bhula K Vekh Sanu''



''Assi Yaari Fir V Nibhawaan Ge.



''Tu Paani P P Thak Ja Si''



''Assi Hichhkiyan Ban Ban Aawaan Ge'' (:

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Arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-)

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Dil nu lag jaan rog te ki kariye
Kisay di yaad vich ankhiyan ron te ki kariye
Sanu milan di tamana rehndi hai har dum
Par je yaar hi pol jan te ki kariye.

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Hasna ohna di aadat c,

Aasi galat andaza la bethy,

Oh hasdy hasdy vasdy rahe

ty aasi apna aap guwa bethy.

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Neend di goli kha lay changa ray ga

Sochan kolon jan chura lay changa ray ga

FA,BA,MA di digre lay k ki hassil

Dahi bhalay di rehri la lay changa ray ga

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ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,

waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,

mehboob aave ya na aave

par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

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Soney di itt mahiya,
RAB tenu mobile dita koi SMS te set mahiya,

Sone di wang mahiya,
Je SMS nahi karna te enu itt mar k Pan mahiya

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Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye

Jab Koi Mushkil Par Jaye

To,


To,

To,

,,???

(".)
<))>
JL
To yaad rakho k


"Puthey kamman de puthey nateje"!

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" KaDI MEHaK nahi mukdi phulan wicho -






Phul sukdey sukdey suk jandey -







KaDI pyaar nahi mukda dilan wicho -







Sah mukdey mukdey muk jandey...!

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Pholon mein ap,

Kiliyon mein ap,

Dil mein ap,

Baghon mein ap,

Rangon mein ap,

Yadon mein ap,




Tussi Ghar v Bendey o
K Phirdey e Rendey o

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A person wished " iss zindagi say to mout behtar hai "
An angel came there and said to him " chal tera akhri waqt aa gaya hai "
The person said to him "Oye main ta unj hi kiya si,
hun banda gul bhi na karay"

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J 13 khayal 20 na aawey
.
80 udas ho jandey han
.
100 20 nhi sakdy
.


chalo a 10 devo
tusi 20 sahnoun ina he yad kardey o?
.

ya roz 32 band kr k 100 jande o?

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If u dont have a gf/bf,
dont have a nice job,
dont like partying & dancing
,just have a boring life,
then dont wory just log on 2





www.rabba chukk lay.com

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Us Naal Yari kadi na laiyo
Jisnu Apne Te Gharoor hove

Maa Baap Nu Bura na Akhiyo
Bhaven Lakh Unna Da Kasoor hove.

Bure Rastey Na Jaiyo.
Chaye Kini vi manzil Dur hove.

Raah Jandey Nu Dill kade na Deyo.
Chahe Lakh Mooh Te Noor Hove.

Mohabat Sirf othe kariyo..
Jithe Piyar Nibhan da Dastoor hove.../

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Dont open this msg till 2marrow



Ruk





Rukja




Rukja




oye Rukja



Rukja Oye
rukja

Mainu pata si tu nai rukna


Main msg hi kal bhejan ga....

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SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita

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Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Bada Dil karde baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jande ne hanju!!

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Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!

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Soh rab di tenu pyar kita
hor kise nu kade bulaya vi nayi
tenu apni samaj ke dil dita
hor kise te dil kade aaya hii nahi
pyar tere de butte nu pani laya
hor butta pyar da laya hi nayi
teri yaad vich rehnda main sher likhda
hor aj tak sher banaya hi nahi
tu keh pagal ya keh chhalla
gusa gallaa teriya da kade aaya hii nahi

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Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyoN rulde,,je tere jeha koi hor hunda

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Ishq koi cheez nahi dil parchaan di
ishq ta kala hai dil lgaan di
ishq da soda kade keeta nahi janda
eh oh jaam hai jo peeta nahi janda
ki samjhava main oos bedard nu
ishq ho janda hai kade keeta nahi janda

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Dilla chad de tu vi khyaal ohda
tere naal te kitti uhne gall vi nahin
vaada kar ke nahi jehri ajj aayi
aana jhaliyeya ohne hun kal vi nahin
uhna todd nibhani ki yaari
jehre kol khalonde pal vi nahin......

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Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk jaava
teri bukkal wich rakh ke siir muk jaava
hanju ban ke digga teriya aakhaa da
tere bulla de kol aa ke sukk jaava

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Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta,
kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta.
Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta,
lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.

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Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!

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