Computer SMS

tumhare samne hain itney items
kabhi humhe bhi pic karo

humare pyar ke icon pe
kabhi to tum double-click karo

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dil agar "CPU" hota to sabhi yadon ko "SAVE" kar sakte,

dimagh me agar "PRINTER" hota to khayalo ka "PRINT OUT" nikal dete,

kharkan me agar "PEN DRIVE" hoti to zindagi ka "BLACK UP" le lete,

man me jo "BLUETOOTH" hota to baton ko "TRANSER" kar lete,

ankhon me jo "WEBCAM" hota to tasviron ko "RECIVE" kar sakte,

                           KAASSH...
zindagi bhi aik "COMPUTER" hoti to use bhi "RESTART" kar lete,

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Once There Was A Admi.
He Was Cutting Saag With Daatri.
He Saw A Wadda Sara Sapp.
He Began To Cry,
Bachao,
Bachao
I Am Maring,

Then His Piyoo,
Take A Sota And Kill The Sapp,
When O Gaya Nerrey,
They Saw That Was Not A Sapp
That Was A Kala Rassa.

Moral:
Vekh K Rola Paya Karo.

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Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chor diya

tere face ki gentle beauty ne mere kind heart ko phor diya

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I am ne eat keetay panj sat (7) Ganney
Farmer jii ne sanoon puchiya y have u panney ganney, I am nay answer dita my dear kisaaan
panj sat ganiyan naal tuwada ki nukaan

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'Agr Computer System Punjabi Mai Hota To....


Welcome = Jee aya nu.

Ok= Ahoo
Insert= pao


Send=Sutto

Download=Thally lao.

Delete= Mitti pao.
Search= Labo.
Run= Nasso.

Syntax Error= Dur fitty mun.

Cntrl Alt Del= Sayappa he mukao'


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'Amazing Information

Dunya ka koi b shakhs computer main
kisi file ya folder ka name "CON" nahi rakh sakta.
ISki waja microsoft ko b nahi pata.
U can check.'

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Pathan creates a new email ID:
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gmail@pathan.com

Hacker Dies....
Virus Cries....
Google Shocks...
Pathan Rocks....!'

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'Ek programmer larki ki galian ,

Saley kisi corrupt windows k pedaishi virus..!
O hard disk k toote huye cluster . .!
Recycle bin ki purani deleted file. .!
Oh c++ k ese function js ki header files hi ni hoti. . !
Ksi program mein memory leakage. !
Ksi logical error ki pedawar. . !
Declare kiye begair use kiye huye integer .
Pirated software ki nasal.
Chal apni dangling pointer jesi shakal le kr nikal yahan se!'

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'Sardar: Aaj mere parrosiyon ka bacha gum ho gya..

Friend: Phir tum ne kya kiya?

Sardar: Maine un se kaha "google" pr search kar lo... :)'

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I wil yad u very zyada
U b yad me bht much
U r very zyada gd dost of me
I thnk im b boht acha frnd of u ka
So plz dnt bholna me ko
Me also kadi v nai 4get u ;->

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Zara si Mobile men de jagah tu
Zara sa Inbox le saja..
Zara sa Sent items me ja tu...
Zara sa Balance ko le ghata. Me bhejun $m$ tujh ko meri Jaan bepanah..

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Once
there was a hungry kutta
He stole a piece of boti from Chacha Dimu shop
Then he durki lai &
reach on the bridge of the naala
He saw another kutta in water with boti
His thoughts were Kuttian Aali
He maari jo chhaal wich tay he lost his own boti
Moral:
Kuttian aali socho gay tay Kuttian aali howay gi!


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"PYASA CROW"

Once din he was pyasa. He finding paani. But paani was kidro na labba.
 He guzra from jungel.
 He was vekhiya one gharra.
Magar paani was thora.He sochya ek plane.
He pick some wattey and sutey into the ghara.
 Pani was uper come. He drank tedh bhr k.

"Moral: punjabi english se better hay"

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Aj ishk dy tournamnt vich,

Me pyar da final haar gya,

Hui husan di batting tez bari,

Hr chakka boundry toon paar geya,

Mera dilbr guglian ballan vich,

Menu pyar da bouncer maar geya,

Keeta catch unny mera dil yaro,

Me jitiya match v haar gya.

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I am Yaad you very Zyada.
You Bhi Yaad me Bohot much.
You are very Zyada good Dost of me.
I think I’m Bhi Acha friend of you.
So plz don’t Bhoolna me.
Main also Kabhi b Nahin forget you.
Take apna Care.

How Lagi my english?


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